Master Chief already knows the importance of a gel layer in impact resistance. These guys are stealin' his techno.

Not a dumb way to die, but the most creative ways I have died in video games probably was in the Hunter: The Reckoning series. I hate the Evil Giant Monster Teddy Bear Vomit !!! A close second was Evil Santa smacking me to death with his beard.

We are anxiously awaiting the next army of two game as much as we anticipated halo4. It's the local split screen co-op play that we love. I guess the wife and I are bros. I am sad that the next ao2 is moving away from the original characters, though. We really liked their personalities.

Yes. Yoda is doing it. ;)

Didn't I already see that in an X-Files episode or two ?

Al U. Minium - I think I went to school with him.

When my brother and I were kids, we bought Dad Claxton fruitcakes every Christmas. He still likes it. I still like it. Dangit, now I have to go and find some! Thanks a lot, Jezebel.

Wait........there were girls and music in the video ?

My dog could definitely drive better than most of the motorists here in Florida. Until someone whips out a red laser pointer......

Best unlocks ever ? Rayne's extra outfits in BloodRayne 2. Evening gown, suit of armor, japanese schoolgirl, cowgirl etc.

If Agent Scully didn't see it, it didn't happen.

I am impressed that the guy could carry his suitcase after putting a Mustang in it.

I will give you THREE bars of gold-pressed latinum.

Yes. Definitely. Drink a small can of pineapple juice every day. A girlfriend had me doing this when I was young and single.

I'm pretty sure that kind of devastation could only be caused by zombies, or the Flood.

Well, who else do you think could handle the logistics of delivering stuff all over the planet ? It's only logical that Santa would employ tiny Vulcans.

Don't forget, Data also was romantic with Tasha Yar.

Don't those idiots know that you never, ever, ever cuff the perp's hands in front of them ? Sheesh.

Wouldn't be any good without her.

Gawsh. Imagine all the FARTS you would be trapped in there with. Zombies, monsters, psychos I can deal with. But the smell after a few weeks....better hope there is not a Taco Bell trapped under the dome.