I’m a twin and we call ourselves that, too! I love hearing about other twins but I’m also a bit sad that we’re not as creative as I thought. :/

YES YES YES. The commercials, oh god the commercials. You literally get 3 minutes of show and 6 minutes of commercials

This doesn’t surprise me. The first one was so bad my eyes almost rolled out of head.

Perhaps it ran away to a better place where it eats actual cat food made of meat instead of the organic cat food made from tofu and vegetables that was handmade by environmentally sustainable fairies near the shores of Minnetonka? That’s what I like to believe. Good for you kitty. Live your best life. I hope you hair…

Omg. Sweet suffering friend. I have two questions, a.) Do they all think it’s really cool and kitsch to drink Boones Farm and b.) Do you get tired of seeing the outline of their dick and balls through their tight skinny jeans?

My first thought when Wendy Williams asked Jenny, “Do the fans like you?” was “Does anyone like her?!” She’s a nightmare.

I once dated a guy where my period came mid-coitus during the first time we had sex. I was so embarrassed (I was young) I ran to the bathroom. When I came back he was gone...I was freaking out for 5 minutes when he came in the room and had brought me back tampons. No big deal. We’re married now. Moral of the story:…

It’s not easy. Especially considering the first time I met them explained to me that because they have never encountered racism that it doesn’t exist. (I argued, realized I was dealing with entitled dipshits and left the room)

Hopefully each day will just be a different picture of his derp face. There will never be a lack of material.

I like to wash it down with a nice frothy cappuccino that has had its foam delicately shaped into the shape of my ball sack.

I cried tears of joy when I saw “Day of 500: of 500 days of Kristin.” Like, I know you started this thing and had to follow it through, but it’s done. Let it die, for the love of god.

I really tried to like this show, I promise! However, after 5 episodes I just could not. I really like sharing TV show happiness but this show was just bad.

I feel like I’m in the minority here but I am just gonna say it: I can’t stand Lady Gaga. I don’t dispute the fact that she’s extremely talented—she is. She’s got a great voice, is great on the ivories but still...not for me. She’s just so theatrical and I just cannot. I know that’s her shtick and a lot a people love…

I don’t know what’s more offensive, the appropriation or the implication that any Indian would ever dance to the turd alt-rock garbage that is Coldplay?