These things force me to never want to put myself in a position where I have to sacrifice everything.
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2016 America: Where a 12-year old boy is shot and killed by the police for playing with a toy and it’s his fault because he should have “known” that people would see him as a threat, while a full-grown adult who rapes an unconscious woman and tries to flee should only have to endure a couple months of jail because…
Fuck off.
So you can be an asshole to the people on either side of you AND to the person behind you.
Only a dick reclines their seat. Full stop
When you grow up emotionally you will learn the difference between “can” and “should”.
Heaven forfend the needs of others take precedence over your comfort. That one hour flight is rough if you can’t recline two inches.
When you grow up emotionally you will learn the difference between “can” and “should”. Until then you will not understand what I am telling you. But please go on spreading your special kind of cheer to your fellow fliers.
For 2 years for work I flew Coach 70+ times. People who recline their seats are the world’s greatest monsters.
Row in front of you? Shit, 10 - 20 row in front of you. If I cannot be first on then I do not sit in the front as all the lazy assholes in the back put their bags in the overhead of the first rows.
Hey guys - simple hack to get more of what you want out of life - be a fucking asshole!
This is certainly a contender for the dumbest Gawker bit ever. It counts on someone thinking, “Damn, I didn’t recline first, so now I have to give up the armrest” — a connection no one except the author has ever made ever, and by ever I mean ever.
Aisle gets legroom and an armrest. Window gets a comfy headrest and an armrest. Middle gets two armrests. Don’t be an ass.
Seat recliners are Satan. My knees already hit the seat, last thing I need is my face to as well.
Great, two passive-aggressive moves for the price of one. Nice.
Is it Evil Week already?
So you’re saying to the key to being an asshole to the person next to you is to be an asshole to the person behind you? Place your carry-on and a shopping bag above the row in front of you and voila! You're the biggest asshole on the plane!
People who recline their seats should be marched against a wall.
NO. The world doesn’t need advice on how to be an even bigger selfish jerk on a plane.