Best moment: Teh Goldie not realizing she got a hole in her. "Look at me! I'm soaking wet!!"

When I was planning my birthday party in Vegas, my childhood best friend was dragging her feet about coming on the trip and wouldn't tell me why. Finally, she confessed that she didn't want to come because she was convinced she'd be denied entrance to the club, or even asked to leave once inside, because she is…

Exactly, 15 people is at least a 3 bottle minimum, at $350 a bottle for the cheap stuff that's a pretty fat comp. Essentially comps are paying to fill the tables with attractive people to balance out the "normals" who buy a table. The guy is being an asshole becuse he is not being delicate with the truth: If we are…

I was in Athens for the first time this spring. There are dogs everywhere. It's not a problem or anything, they're all really calm and well behaved. They just hangout wherever pleases them. One of the locals told us that the city makes sure all the strays get food, grooming and medical care and that's why they're…

This should be one of the house mottos on Game of Thrones.
"Winter is coming"
"A Lannister always pays his debts"
"I'd straight pee on anyone that asked for it"

I appreciate your strong value system and would like to subscribe to the print edition of your newsletter.

I'd straight pee on anyone that asked for it.

Can you put out a call for a person who used to work at a tabloid to come and answer our questions? I have so many. Mainly, I want to know what their deal is with the imaginary pregnancies. I mean, they know it's bullshit, right? They don't get a "tip" that Jennifer Aniston is pregnant for the 400th time and say "oh…

Ok!, sweet sweet, OK! You've never had the pleasure of wearing dance tights. They're like 3 ply panty hose and crazy shiny. They are the only thing I miss about dance classes as a kid (despite the fact that they were nowhere my skin color)

I really hope that item about Jada not allowing Kendal at the house because she's rude to the housekeeper is true because YAS GIRL.

Dont' worry. I've got it covered.

That lost cat story – the one that was gone for 13 years – made me a little sad. Although it's a happy ending. Look at this kitten, this kitten will not steer you wrong:

once again I feel like your piece is written for shock and you have zero actual empathy for what's going on. This whole thing should be about the money and unfair compensation. It should have nothing to do with the rule book. Anyone who has a job with a halfway successful business has had an office handbook that…