Ugh, had one. Kinja hated me. I give up ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Cannot determine if serious or trolling.

YES!!!! My clearance is 50% lowest price, then 50% off entire store. Plus I have charts...CHARTS on fixtures to tell customers the price!!! So why the fuck so people still ask me "how much will this be?" These are grown ass adults who can't divide by fucking 2. And the kids are just as bad. I'm trying to remember…

My favorite is when my store has a sign "entire store50% off", I get questions of "so is THIS on sale?"

My guy laughs. I usually only use it when a person (I use it for both genders, cause being cunty isn't just a "girl" thing) goes that extra mile and exceeds bitch. Lol. Hell we've had long discussions on "was that being a cunt?"

Forgive the gif, but:

DON'T LOOK IT UP.

I guess I'm in that crowd. My reasoning is that as hard as we try we can't regulate morality, especially because morality is society created and subjective. If it were my life or my fetus, me all the way. Probably if I were raped too. Any thing else, I think I wouldn't.

I say the same thing about the hipster kids wearing fake glasses. I'm bitter too! I just gaveup on contacts for a while and went to glasses again.

Picking costume contacts for the first time, you should try a color one shade off of your natural color. I have grey eyesand my FAVORITE color to get was robins egg blue. It mixed with my natural eye color and created an almost unnatural blue. Just unusual enough for people to ask and stare a bit.

Human Barbie doesn't need to poop! She lives off sunshine and air.

Ummmmm...

There is no forgetting. Thereis only drowning your fear in hard liquor, cheesecake, and Harlequin Romance novels.

This cat gif is getting mad use today