Let me introduce you to the Ford Ecosport. 

The final production year of a generation often offer “special editions” with a potluck bundle of equipment leftover from the entire production run. I have a ‘09 Outback SE without a moonroof but the high-end stereo and some other odds and ends that usually don’t show up on a moonroof-less model.  It’s basically…

For real. Dealers are almost always scum, but who in their right mind hands over money for a car without getting the title? WTF?

Putting the deposit down now. Sure, mock me. But when the rising sea levels turn your apartments into human aquariums I’ll be hanging out with Kevin Costner and Mr. Limpet on the open seas enjoying a nice plate of fish with a side of fish fries and a tall glass of fish juice. SEA ya!

If that movie isn’t called Fas10 Your Seatbelts, there will be riots.

“Unless you’re on a motorcycle just don’t.”

On a related note that’s more relevant to the readers of AV Club, never accept equity in exchange for a salary. For every startup that turned into Facebook, there are ten thousand that never made a dime - and even in the unlikely event that your company does hit it big in the IPO, there’s still a chance that…

There’s a general rule in Hollywood: If you’re offered gross take it. If you’re offered net points say, fuck you, and demand a fixed payment. Only huge A-listers get offered gross anyway. Just never take a lower salary that’s supposedly offset by net points.

To be fair, MOST people weren’t impressed by the Avatar script.

Exactly.

10% of profits would not be 10% of the box office gross. Likely the studio would have found a way to claim Avatar lost money.

I mean, it is Russia, it’s shocking to me they don’t have more incidents like this. Although Russia has had some very notable engineering achievements, and they can do a lot with just a little, safety and maintenance are not things high on the priority list at either the corporate or government level.

As someone who does heavy commercial aircraft maintenance for a living, I have no idea how this thing made it out of the hangar with the flight controls in this condition. Not only do we do hundreds of ops checks before the plane leaves, but the pilots typically exercise all flight controls and brakes before they take…

Let’s face it, $22k is still too much. You can get a gas powered naked bike with similar HP for about $10k or so, so unless you bathe in money, $22k is a lot.

Musk doesn’t have $170 billion. Yes, he’s filthy rich, but come on here, he doesn’t have $170 billion. When you guys say shit like this, it undercuts your argument. It comes off as you being disingenuous, so what other things are you being disingenuous about that I might not realize?

Install frequency jammers around the nesting areas and let duck hunters set up blinds away from the terns and have an open season on drones, maybe offer bounties like with coyotes in the old days, $20 per drone downed. Don’t want to lose your investment to a load of birdshot? Then follow the posted rules. It wouldn’t…

According to the dictionary, “boat” is defined as a hole in the water into which you throw money.

Boat= Bust.Out.Another.Thousand. Except millions in this case. Long Beach is about to find out there are two great days of boat ownership, the day it arrives and the day it’s sold. 

Bit rich coming from the pasty AV Club of all places

Maybe pickup another phone and call him? Even if he doesnt answer you could leave him a voicemail with your theory and maybe some quick instructions on how to reverse it.