19 different Cardinals have scored in 2015

Look, when you have a chance to drop a Stipanovich reference, you gotta pull the trigger.

I guess Steve Stipanovich’s fee was too high or something.

How good is Kawhi? Nancy Kerrigan has been moaning his name for over 20 years.

If you read the NYT article, the concepts being taught are things like: “Forcing a woman to have sex with you is impermissible.” This isn’t advanced feminist theory, and targets manifestations of misogyny that are overwhelmingly male-on-female.

It is targeted towards immigrants, as an effort to establish a baseline level of humanist values, which are already extensively taught in Norwegian schools to kids. They even have grades on that in schools, AFAIK. I’m an immigrant myself here.

To me, the last paragraph exemplifies why this is a good idea. It seems like they’re going out of their way to avoid saying “your immigrant ways are wrong” and instead are saying “there are the rules here. even if these rules don’t apply where you are from, they apply in Norway.”

They have that now, just in the form of texts from your dipshit fantasy opponent that week.

Ainge: Wait, he did WHAT?!?!

“So... that makes me the Danny Ainge of pedophilia, right?”

If it was possible for an athlete to break his hand jerking off, Hideki Matsui would have done it years ago.

Surely between beating your kid for playing poorly and not caring about the score of the game, there lies a vast middle ground

I love the reaction of the Northfield players. The guy closest to the basket just plops down and hangs his head while the rest hang their heads or gape in stunned silence. That’s the good shit, man. All those tears. I just want to bathe in their sadness.

Alternate Fox News Headline:

And after all of that Marshall went out of his way to turn his life around. Seeking professional help for his mental issues and becoming an outspoken proponent of mental health. By all accounts he’s been a first class human being since then. Maybe he’ll screw up again, I don’t know, but I do know he’s been one of the…

July 31, 2011: Announced he had been diagnosed with Boarderline Personality Disorder, and has been undergoing treatment to understand and manage his condition ever since.

I wonder how many players in 2035 will be named Barkevious.

My grammar school (catholic) was 3 levels, so there were a lot of stairs involved, especially when you got into the upper grades (6th-8th) and started changing classes. My buddies and I were hockey nuts (growing up in NJ in the late 80’s) and in between classes if we passed each other in the halls, stairs, parking…

You know for sure it’s an evolution, because no part of this design is intelligent.

I liked when Dan LeBatard said it doesn't matter who coaches the Warriors... as long as it isn't Mark Jackson.