If you are so worried, perhaps you should buy a firearm and learn to use it.

I try to find the silver lining and imagine just how fucked the Evangelicals will be once he is gone.

Last Stand of the Billy Bobs.

I mean:

Indeed. I posted this in another thread, but I wouldn’t be surprised to see Republicans turn on the Trump Cartel simply because they’re so fucking amateurish and embarrassing. It’s like they’ve never even seen The Sopranos.

Yeah and this definitely explains why Trump keeps saying the call was “perfect” because the super secret plan was to never explicitly say this is quid pro quo, so Trump thinks he completely nailed it. It seemed like such weird way to describe a phone call until now. 

This is not

Pro-tip: If you want to be sneaky and not have something in writing, don’t write “Call me,” immediately after a pointed and direct question.  That’s kind of a dead give away!

Yes this is proof of full exoneration and every Republican politician is going to ignore the mountains of evidence (including Trump blurting out during a press conference that he wants help from Ukraine and China) and latch on to the one paragraph where the ambassador says EXCUSE ME SIR I BELIEVE YOU HAVE THE WRONG…

Yeah exactly, like he had an “Oh shit, these texts are government property” moment.

Yep, that's all they are going to focus on.

What percentage of the psychotic degenerates that make up the breitbart commenters would become the right wing death squads that Traitor trump is trying to stir up now?

This is so fucking obvious, but we all know that his supporters will be crawling out of their burrows to defend him and using this as “proof” of no quid pro quo.

Bill Taylor: “I think it’s crazy to withhold security assistance for help with a political campaign.”

What I love most about picturing this being read aloud is the part that says “I suggest we stop this back and forth over text”. Because that is the exact shit you say when you know where a conversation is headed and don’t want it in writing to be read aloud in court 

Would be funny if the response was “he doesn’t know what it means and thinks it’s something gay people do.” Of course everything else is clear. 

I love how they try to be sly and not outright say what they mean.  Then Taylor had to ruin it all, causing Sondland to go into panic mode.  

I like that he almost immediately follows it up with a "please stop writing this shit down in texts." 

Holy shit there are going to be so many memes about this. There's going to be a movie. There's going to be long History Channel documentary series about this. Derek. 

I hope all the souls of the poor dead innocent detainees in ICE haunt Trump in his solitary confinement cell in Rykers.