I remember yesterday people worrying (correctly) that he could alter the transcripts to remove any wrongdoing. Naw, he’ll just publish them as is. It’s either contempt, incompetence, or both.

Even then: It was just a sack. You don’t know what was really in it. Now about Hillary having people killed....

I love that a guy who screams “fake news!” at the drop of a hat is going to be undone by literally believing “fake news.”

Ukrainian president: “about the military aid...”

Great ready for the “What law did he break?!!1?” cries.

He thinks he’s innocent because in his mind, he never said “investigate Biden’s son or you’re not getting aid.” This is pretty on brand with Trump; he’s never explicit in what he says, but the people around him know exactly what he means. Then they get to go and do the dirty work for him. So if Guiliani or Barr end up…

It could get some Republicans on board too, truly the last bipartisan issue 

They have the non-plausible, but still deployable, deniability that because the phone call didn’t mention the military aid, he didn’t use it as leverage. I suspect that the whistleblower report has the connection via communications of others in the administration that the aid was tied to the Biden ratfucking and…

It’s a little bit from Column A and a little bit from Column B!

it rules so much that the thing that got moderate democrats to move was “wait, trump’s declared open season on fake jobs for our idiot kids? we must act NOW, gentlemen”

He’s that crazy conspiracy theorist uncle everyone at family get togethers avoids or pawns off on the next poor sap that walks by.

Exactly, a part of his act to distract.

Ahhh...man, that bit about Prometheus’s liver being pecked away at “forever...a bit like the experience of Brexit...” (and with the callback to the hangover cure thing) might have redeemed that mess a bit, but then he kept going and going and drawing it out. You gotta keep your punchlines, well, punchy my man!  You…

BoJo says hello, talks about gizmos while posing for a photo.

The “internet of things” is like sex in high school: far more people are talking about it than doing it, and the ones who are doing it are doing it wrong.

Uuuuuuugghhhejjhdjah;rjohgrejj

bojo always was a good story teller... shame the self serving sack of shite decided to become a politician instead of an actor really....

Oh look, old Boris is up to his usual trick of looking like an adorable bumbling everyman once again to endear himself to the dumbasses that continually fall for his shtick.