The kids one right??

I used to sleep with men who were anti abortion in my youth, thinking a hate fuck was worth it. Now, that’s one of my dealbreakers. And I talk constantly about my IUD and how they benefit from it. Best I can do (and still get laid).

Ian MacKaye.

Well, their entire purpose is to control the sexual behavior of all the slutty sluts and prevent them from having sex. Your proposition would give them exactly what they want.

What, is she funny or something?

Orange would be amazing!!!

HEHEHEHEHE!

They won’t. So many do less than the minimum of their share in birth control, why would they take any responsibility in this?

I just can’t imagine a guy name Jared being sexy.

I consider it the perfect length

I would not have sex to that James Blunt song. But some of the other ones maybe.

STAHP I just put on eyeliner and am laughcrying it off!

Nooo I used to be obsessed with David Gray in college. Ugh, f you Ivanka. Of course.

How many people actually have sex playlists and use them? I don’t think I’ve premeditated putting on music to have playing while having sex since the summer I turned 21.

That article is great. This cracked me up:

Oh I’ll watch out for it, so I can burn it with fire.

I’m glad that HuffPost is letting Feinberg continue to keep writing those types of articles. I’m delighted by the idea of how many angry internet trolls she is pissing off over there.

“hint strongly of bedroom death, premature ejaculation, and half-hearted dry humping”

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I have had sex to three of those artists, and one of those songs.