I like imagining Rihanna on the couch eating her night cheese.

If there is a Jane Bond, I’d rather have it be someone who isn’t already a franchise star. But I’ll definitely watch Gal Gadot in anything.

Michael Moore,

this made me giggle because The Nightmare Before Christmas scared me the first time I watched it as a kid, but nothing in my childhood terrified me more than the movie Gremlins.

I wonder if these GOP shitbirds will finally recognize the existence of climate change when it literally votes them out of office.

Bless you. I’m starting to feel good about the next election. I live in Florida so I’m happy to help you.

Hee, fair enough.

Wow! So much more dynamic on stage. And I’ll take Angela over Helena any day. I mean, she’s OK, but she was a little “too evil” in that part.

Yes, those two needed a visit to the wood house chipper.

And yet I love that damn song!

“The hair gets the punishment but the world at large gets the suffering.”

Yes, we are living in dog years

Which means his term will be over in a few months!

Yes, while they are welcome to move to which ever state they choose, it would be awesome if hundreds of thousands of Puerto Ricans moved to red states like Florida or Texas. And then registered to vote. Si, se puede.

Just come to Canada, we have healthcare, gay marriage, great beer, a government that’s at least remotely connected to reality, and all the maple syrup you can chug.

I had just moved to Chicago and had no friends. I met a woman who lived in my apartment complex was friends with two guys who shared an apartment. One night she invites me to go with her to their apartment (in the same building as my apartment). We were drinking and unbeknownst to me one of the guys kept making my…

From the Times article about the “gas of life” lady: 

The Democrats ObamaCare is imploding. Massive subsidy payments to their pet insurance companies has stopped. Dems should call me to fix!

I wept all night in a near panic on Nov. 8, 2016, thinking about how utterly horrible a Trump presidency was going to be. It is so much worse than I imagined that night. Also that night seems like ten years ago.

I met with the president of the Virgin Islands, says Trump, the president of the Virgin Islands.