Thanks for explaining how things that are closer look larger than things that are farther away, Chris.

Chris Pratt had demonstrated himself to be a douche, so I wasn’t surprised

I think he was hotter when he was wearing more meat on his bones.

Twist, Rossanne went crazy after all the kids were murdered and is in an asylum. Dan is the only real person, who wasn’t allowed to see here while she was having delusions of winning the lottery and trans people stalking her.

Pressly has her moments, but something about the way Faris can portray the exact sound of the wind between her ears is friggin magical to me. It takes true intelligence to act so blessedly stupid and I want to meet her. And maybe pet her head.

What annoys me is that he lost weight, got fit and suddenly he’s hottie of the year.... but even then.... Anna was and is and always will be way hotter and above his average ass. He sucks. His ego got too big. I thought he was so hot when he was a rugged chubby dude.

Yeah, Chris “they don’t make movies that speak to me as a white man!” religious, hunting for sport, conservative dude Pratt seems like a d-bag.

YUP. Sorry Chris.... you’re overrated, go hunt some bears or some shit, Anna.... call me :).

generally accepted as one of Hollywood’s most adorable couples

All of you are wrong. The correct takeaway from this is that ANNA FARIS is now single. I want no part of that mouthbreather, bring me the one they call... House Bunny.

I’m always kind of suspicious of people who are so OTT about their adoration of their spouse. Like, who are you trying to sell it to? I bet he cheated. Seems like it was bound to happen after the dad bod to ripped transformation.

Ok good I’m not the only one who misses that version sometimes. Though I wouldn’t kick the current one out of bed.

His death was just a dream within the lottery dream. Inception!

Yes he is, but he has excellent representation.

It’s like all the things that went wrong in my childhood are fixed. Maybe my parents will remarry!

It’s so cute you think they want dates! No. They want rape and they want to rape over and over again with no chance of ever getting caught. When you tire of raping her you get to kill her. Perfect for any psychopath.

There’s at least five kidnappers involved, as well as some kind of organisation that made them return the victim once they found out that she didn’t fit their desired profile. So far nothing has suggested that this would be just a bunch of amateurs.

Oi. The sex traffickers have codified Madonna/Whore. Fabulous.

They have rules and principles.

What I got out of this is that the guy has organized other auctions. Are these women being looked for? Are they safe?