I hear you on hating shopping. Ugh, hugs!

We can just be glad Herr Asshat didn’t have someone like Kelly on his side back when he was stomping around the back-woods beer halls looking for angry rednecks (middle class, because the poor don’t register on his grift-dar) to support him. People forget that a lot of what enabled the Bohemian Corporal to accomplish…

Most Americans are fine with pro-choice standards. Payinng lip service like Biden and Kaine work for the most part. This is not a game when states are restricting access and also getting rid of any birth control alternatives.

On another note, Kinja’s being a kinj’dick, so I’m trying this again:

Highly likely.

I guess they rely on you not being there to shift the uglier or older stuff.

We sometimes get groceries delivered from what’s considered to be a pretty upmarket chain. It’s not the cheapest option out there so you expect better produce and they market themselves as ‘worth it’ with a very personalised service (eg ‘if you like your bananas green or your ham sliced thickly leave it as a note on…

It’s wonderful. I read it every other day, at minimum.

I assure you servers and bartenders appreciate a nice tip whether it’s in cash or on a card. Of course, cash is appreciated more since it doesn’t have to be claimed and they can take it home that day, rather than having to wait for their paycheck.

Right? For some reason red bell peppers are the worst at my grocery store, you really have to look through to get the good ones.

Do you favor a gold lame bathrobe with jeweled slippers in this fantasy, or is it grotty old chenille with trailing threads and coffee stains?

Orange Hate Potion #45 has found his Himmler.

CAN’T WAIT! Seriously- I hope Kelly puts the hammer down and Trump gets intransigent because he is the Best Person in the World and no one can tell him what to do.

Completely agree. Any time since January 20 that Trump has gone for more than 48 hours without soiling his pants, there is a rush of “NOW he’s going to be disciplined and presidential” stories.

I think someone is sitting in the room with him, holding the phone, while he watches his Fox morning shows. Editing his own tweets as he dictates them.

Kelly will tighten up the office and the staff, but he can’t ever manage Trump for long. The more success Kelly has, the more the media will talk about his success, the more he will be seen as controlling Trump. That perception will nag at Trump until he literally can’t help but act out. Every single time.

Do you think it can last though? Every few weeks we’re promised that a new, more professional administration is just around the corner and then something happens that rattles Mr Orange’s cage and we’re back to square one.

Kelly probably gave him a phone that has no internet connection, so he tweets into nothing. While a staffer attempts to sound like a “kinder gentler” version of dolt 45.

Ugh. It’s my worst nightmare. Kelly is going to impose discipline on this bunch of clowns, and the craven incompetence will not be so glaringly obvious.