This is an excellent metaphor here. I will add it to:

And are a petite flower...

OMG, that would be even better.  Yo, Jacob -- you’ve been Rickrolled!

I am hopeful it’s a sign of the END of the apocalypse. After all, even if he’s a shitty democrat, Rahm Emmanuel is a Democrat.

They are being operated by space aliens?

Just saw a very funny tweet about this and am going to try to reproduce it:

They are great plans, but not great tracts of plans...

The steroids will do that to ya.

Yeah, I don’t think Pelosi is quite that ham-handed. I’m guessing she’ll spin stuff out until after the first four or five big primaries, then let McConnell do what he is going to do, cognizant of the fact that the primaries will show a similar surge in turnout among Democratic voters that we saw in 2018 Blue Wave year…

But when the camera pans around to look anywhere but at the set piece behind the podium, we discover that there’s hardly anybody there, and that of the few folks in the seats, many are asleep. 

God, I hope so. Their cluelessness may yet be our undoing, but I continue to hope.

I’m going with malignant narcissism with a side order of tertiary syphilis. But can I get that to go, please? Like, on a really long journey?

Yeah, I doubt very much that they will be at all interested. Since they have a government-controlled economy, their BATTNA is much better than ours in terms of needing a trade deal.  And I’m sure, as a cuntry that takes a long-term view, they are eager to see Trump, with his instability and crudeness, gone as soon as…

Oh, it’s worse than that. Trade negotiations with China start tomorrow, in an attempt by the remaining non-syphilitic members of Trump’s Administration to roll back some of these insane tariffs before they tajk our economy completely. Today, just before the pulled quote that’s referenced by many news outlets that…

Oh, I have never forgotten about it. It creeps me out to this day.

If we were low-life memesters like the republicans, this would be our new slogan:

This is a crucial and illuminating question.  Bravo!

I wish I had enough computer skillz to reproduce some of the hilarious images from the Twitter explosion entitled #civilwarsignup from earlier this week. It shows many humorous photos of the incels and often-unhealthy rural folks who would be the soldiers in his imaginary civil war.

It’s true! (Snork!)

Their internal ugliness is creeping out to their appearances. Coco Chanel diagnosed this syndrome years ago.