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Poodletime II: the Return of Poodletime
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Sweet!

The Clash and Rudy is wonderful.  I especially like his plummy accent next to their punk music backdrop!

Such charming specimens of humanity. Such a great reference for their sister. Jesus. Also, why does the perp look like a waxwork from Madame Tussaud’s House of White Nationalists in the header picture? How much make-up does she need to go to court?

That man is in a peck load of trouble, and nobody on this planet deserves it more.

Except for this adorable nickname, I’ve only got one thing to say:

Bastard. Did you hear that he was the one who gave his dad the final advice “no background checks.”?

I’m going to have to make a special snack recipe, and called it Schadenfreude Surprise! I will eat it and enjoy myself immensely while watching them all chew on each other.   

Sure, Biggs, sure. You just keep waving that Flag of Distraction. We’ll all see how well it works...

I’m still in favor of Castro for VP, at the very least, for this exact reason. Julian is sick, or one of his kids is sick, and Elizabeth Warren can’t make it to Trump’s funeral? Send Joaquin!

If the formatting tools pull-down bar was working, we could have that in Ransom notes font, though you guys are doing a great job with what you’ve got....

Oh, no, would that it t’were that simple. I’m using Ghostery. I could try shutting it off, but my impressions been that the failures of Kinja have more to do with lack of maintenance and too-small servers.

Marvelous!

I, myself was shocked that the Republicans didn’t turf him out right after the tax bill was passed.  Wasn’t their investment in him just going downhill faster and faster every minute after that?

Wel, that’s certainly within the ballpark of Trump’s experience.  Good grief!

Maybe, instead of faking a heart attack, Trump really wants to be impeached? That way he can keep his grievance score at 100%, and hope to parlay that into enough money when he’s thrown out to keep him out of jail on all of those state charges?

This is a very apt comparison.

This is starting to read like the conclusion of a game of Clue: “Donald Trump in the Situation Room with the Extortion of desperate Ukrainians.”

Gonna praise this because Kinja won’t let me give you a star.  Dealing with this software is exhausting....

Oooooooh! That’s an improvement!

Oh, please, please, please.  Mr. Smarmy McBigLips could use being reduced by a peg or two!