I have to pee.

No, there is no middle ground between "this person is secretly a bigoted monster" and "this person is a SJW trying to be offended" because they're the same. They aren't opposite sides of a coin.

I load up a movie or two on my iPad if I'm flying. Normally though I'm old fashioned and use my TV

I just create sub-accounts with FIOS for different people i set up with HBO Go.