Smoking is gross. Indoor smoking is even more gross. Indoor smoking that ruins original art pieces and haute couture gowns people spent months making for these idiots is reprehensible.

So...he has risen?

my god, do your parents know you’re on the internet?

So, passports at the ready, yes?

Hey, I’ve starred a few myself. I hate myself but... damn.

(reads gray comments)

Hot take: Shove taking place within the context of a basketball play where the shover gets called for a foul for said act, is fine. Shove taking place after the whistle, where the shover gets a running start to exact revenge for a harder than necessary foul that was already penalized within the rules of the game, is…

I’m going to withhold judgment until I hear from somebody else who saw it on CNBC (wind whistles) (coyote howls) (sun goes nova, consuming most of the inner planets)

As a fake internet attorney, let me preemptively address the knotty legal arguments from those who would ask “What about his right to free speech?”: Shut the fuck up you fucking idiot

Didn’t the OP already state they misread the article?

From one of Patti’s closest friends. I once interviewed JC for four hours — one of the best times I ever had interviewing someone.

before the primaries were over. they’ve been trashing her for decades.

There is no dumb angry white trash like dumb angry California white trash.

LET HE OR SHE WHO HAS NOT ACCIDENTALLY FORGOTTEN ABOUT MEMBERSHIP IN A NEO NAZI ORGANIZATION CAST THE FIRST STONE

Kid, you can get on my lawn. Bring your sign too.

we call this the acceptance phase

Folks, this is what happens when you demand Deadspin stick to sports.

No, he’s not. There is a clear correlation of notes between the Vanilla Ice track and “Under Pressure” - if it isn’t a looped sample to begin with. The argument here is that the actual notes of “Blurred Lines” don’t match up with “Got to Give It Up” - versus something like George Harrison’s “My Sweet Lord” and The…

That announcer sounded exactly like what i expected someone calling a Mulerider Softball game would sound like