Really? No one? Ever?

Said the pot to the kettle.

Hm. And you aren’t?

I know! Who’s a good Football Man? You are! Yes, you are!

A joke so tepid, he had to make it twice!

A joke so tepid, he had to make it twice!

Biggest takeaway is that you used “Beeves” as the plural of “Beef.” Completely caught me off guard

“Spiritually, Howard’s criticism belongs in 1970s or 1980s England.”

Hey guy, maybe you need to understand that life is complicated.

Omg, dude.

Travis Kelce does elaborate dances after touchdowns, makes jerking off motions toward refs on the field, gets a stupid unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after dropping an important pass in a playoff game, and has his own reality show in which women compete for the chance to date him. Yet somehow he doesn’t get half the…

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

“Someone remind me why Sanders’ inner circle wrote off the South again?”

nah, chelsea’s resurgence comes down to two things and two things only:

Was Musberger thinking that Mixon could offer some kind of instructional workshop on how to punch a woman to achieve the maximum impact? Does he believe that “tears” are the same thing as dealing with four broken bones in one’s face and the resulting trauma?

The Nice Guys ruled. You eat shit.

siiiiigh. Silver’s analysis showed Trump as more competitive than literally any other pundit not actively working for Mr. Trump. He was wrong, but he was a hell of a lot less wrong than basically everybody else.

Speaking of writers, as a final fuck you from 2016, Carrie Fisher just died.

I re-read the Jennifer Frey story last night. I don’t think I’ve read a more powerful story in quite a while. I hope Dave gets some recognition for that piece.

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