Jesus Christ, there’s just some things you don’t talk about in public.

Yeah, first thing that went through my mind when I saw that quote was Pearl Harbor...

“There was nothing out of the ordinary, outside of him masturbating in the store,” Edmisten said.

Hey buddy, just a reminder about Obama’s accomplishments:

And something Randy Moss doesn’t get enough credit for. Like, sure he was tall and fast and could catch anything you threw at him, but he was smart as hell.

“Challenge accepted”

Are you trying to activate sleeper agents with this post?

Look at all the stars this comment didn’t get.

“Oh, wow, that is the whole leg. Was gonna say, if it’s just the foot I know a few tricks that could help...”

I know the PERFECT man for the job.

On the bright side, this should give the Rams some added leverage when negotiating Fisher’s next contract. 

You don’t seem to understand the difference between hitting a ball carrier vs. a defensive player without the ball. By the time you figure it out, nobody will care about this thread anymore but at least you will have learned something.

At least in that play he was going after the guy with the ball, not someone nowhere near it.

JEFF FISHER: I’m not fucking going 7-9!

*One finger of the Monkey’s Paw closes*

“We’re not having fun, we’re not enjoying any of this, it’s awful, and it’s hard” — but enough about L.A. traffic, Jared! Seriously though, Kroenke got it wrong-ke. Jeff Fisher better start using some different bait! Whoops, I’m getting the sign.. look like my three minutes is up, folks. You’ve been great, all seven…

Kotaku cross-post

Utd and Spurs both got favorable draws, and by favorable I mean west of the Rhine.

Now that is a take.