You’d have to have a pretty crazy reason to do something like this on purpose. Schilling’s just pointing out the obvious: the person responsible clearly had a loco motive.

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

How about I respectfully disagree with you. An American-born kid (just turned 18) who, less than a year ago, was plying his trade in a second rate North American league just got put into the game in the 73rd minute in front of arguably the most intimidating crowd in world football against the defending champion and…

I can finally relate to Tiger. The same thing happened to me at prom last year. My daughter was so embarrassed.

Oh shut the fuck up. “I just really hate American soccer culture” is quite possibly the most insufferable thing I’ve ever read.

ooooo sick burn

Also important:

Okay so what is the initial explanation for publishing an article on Jezebel, of all places, that is essentially “you should smile more, it looks pretty” at JLD. Jesus. This fucking site never learns.

That added sentence doesn’t make up for the shit pile that is the rest of this article.

The one sentence at the end totally clears it up and makes the tone of the rest of the article okay. /s

Um, maybe she was distracted because she lost her father on Friday?

This seems as good a place as any to confess that I’ve played around 200 seasons of Football Manager.

You could have clicked the first link in your own quotation there, and found this:

Great idea but Adam will never give his son Drake a shot...

Thanks for this.

His hitting stats are better than I would have thought! Life-time .280/.319/.420/.739. Never really hit for power but could get you a good hit. Baseball Reference keeps coming up with Benito Santiago as the most comparable player and you can do far worse than that.

FOX Sports 1 - NWSL Soccer - Portland Thorns vs. Western New York Flash (9:30 p.m. Eastern). Sold-out game at Providence Park with Portland clinching a home playoff game with a win or draw, and WNY trying to fend off Seattle for one of the two bottom postseason spots.

You write great stuff most of the time. But this is tripe: