I think that was in the Historical Abstract.

I’ve always read that Aaron had no memory of the two men running alongside him. His bodyguard was very concerned but Aaron has said in interviews and in his autobiography: “... strange as it may seem, I have no memory of either of them.”

Thought of this right away. And I read that list. Great post.

First excerpt? That’s not bad. I could grasp it. The second and third excerpts read like a man on a very bad bender. I love the New Yorker and love the reviews but, Jesus.

The Rams are the Browns with better weather.

I’ve got 5 friends who are police officers. All of them thought this was murder. Probably because it was.

Wife and I are currently binging on Parks and Rec. Start your viewing with Season 2 and thank me later. Great show.

So that shot of Chuck in the t-shirt means he can laugh at himself and have fun when he’s wrong. As opposed to, you know, every person who has ever worked for Gawker media.

Maybe she was trying to decide between the candidate who was (and is) a racist asshole as opposed to the one you and others thought was a fascist asshole?

It was an odd opening to an already-odd show

I don’t know who you are but I never, ever want to piss you off.

To be fair, I think scheduling has something to do with MLS not doing well in the CONCACAF CL; I’m not comfortable at all for using that as the metric to compare the leagues any more than I’m ready to say La Liga is the best league in the world because of their CL success.

What’s the best sporting event you’ve seen live?

You’re thinking of this one.

The entire foot has to cross the plane. It’s not a balk.

Edgy take, bro. Dap, bro. Dap.

We are brothers by another mother. Amen to all of this:

Though you should really read all 3,000 fawning words for yourself...

I’d read that Rodgers didn’t approve of some of those signings (especially Balotelli)?

Best sports book you’ve ever read (we already know Burneko’s is Among the Thugs).