Though you should really read all 3,000 fawning words for yourself...

I’d read that Rodgers didn’t approve of some of those signings (especially Balotelli)?

Best sports book you’ve ever read (we already know Burneko’s is Among the Thugs).

Holy shit +1

I thought the same thing but upon further viewing, the ball seemed to take a pretty wicked hop just as the GK was ready to make contact. I think that’s the reason the GK looked so damn awkward—he was trying to adjust to the hop but it was too late.

... maybe we should hesitate before regurgitating the fuzzily sourced, weirdly convenient, depressingly cynical...

Sorry for the late reply—out and about a couple of days. There was indeed. In short, the study showed a bias towards ‘big’ teams when it came to an advantage in time. Some of the more sensational British tabloids (hell, they all are) had huge font headlines of, “Fergie Time Exists!” but the actual study was far from…

I agree with every fucking word of this. Not that I’m bitter...

+1 Generational comparisons are stupid. Lebron would destroy Jordan in one on one. He has had better training his entire life.

I believe Manchester United got all the calls while Fergie was manager because the refs had a weird father figure/father-I-never-had relationship with him.

Aw, now see? I’m right back with you!

I’m beginning to believe we need a disaster like Trump to re-unite this stupid fucking country.

Call me stupid (no, seriously—feel free) but I can’t follow what’s going on in this tweet. Every writer would work for WWE or UFC but can’t because they aren’t hiring? The writers aren’t capable? I mean, wha?

You haven’t even seen the movie! How can you possibly tell if it’s a ‘disaster’ as your headline states?

I am and always will be a fan, Diana, but that first paragraph is just uninformed assholery that will doubtless appeal to the edgy readers who populate these parts. Joe Biden dominated Paul Ryan in the 2012 VP debate and it wasn’t because of his boring oratory—quite the contrary. Al Gore would’ve won the presidency in…

Wait, wasn’t there a great deal of doubt whether Hyde actually struck the woman?

The irony is rich with this one.

The irony is rich with this one.

But some think that she’s driven a wedge between Aaron and his family...

... if you think Kobe Bryant was the best player of their generation, and not Timmy, you are a raving madman, wandering the desert shoveling peyote into his mouth, lost in the grip of his own feverish hallucinations.