Bleeding my age here but 1985, Lakers over Celtics. One year after my worst ever experience as a sports fan and spending twelve months reading about how the Celtics were ‘tougher’ and had more ‘character’ and all the usual bullshit spouted by their fans (hi, Bill Simmons!), watching the Lakers win the title on their…

What the actual fuck?

Was he “The Greatest?” Nowhere close. And no actual boxing expert would even consider him among the short list of fighters who can lay legitimate claim to the title.

That second headline? The one you created? Now, *that* would’ve been worthy of mockery.

A good player who had a bad game. It happens.

Man City fan here. We played Sevilla in the CL group stages? When they’re on, they are insanely good. I’m an BPL guy and all but the superior football is being played in La Liga.

First off, I'm glad you responded because my post was dripping with assholery and I can apologize for that. Second, I'm glad you responded because that was fucking funny. All the best.

You don't have to read about it. I thought I had to read 500 Days of Kristen and it turns out, I had a choice!

I, for one, will be deep in prayer on Championship Sunday hoping that the phrase ‘typical City’ will not uttered. Because we can’t lose to Swansea, right?

Uh uh...

Immediately calling to mind my favorite baseball anecdote of all time.

Wait, we’re all going to die? How about a spoiler alert, Tom? Some guys never fucking learn.

Fuck off! Goddammit! (City fan)

I’m think you’re referring to the league situation from earlier this season? I’m not sure because, as a City fan, it’s hard to decipher the lettering through the tears.

Child, this isn’t someone ‘talking’ about a movie before we’ve seen it. This is someone writing a spoiler in the headline of a heavily visited website.

I follow this site daily so fuck off—spoilers are bullshit and you assholes knew what you were doing with the headline. So of course people object and what do you do? Double-down on the assholery, ‘natch. Fuck you, douche canoe.

One of my favorite sports vids is below—the 4x400 women’s relay at the 2010 Commonwealth Games in India. A great call, a terrific race, a team that hadn’t had much history of success in the race and, yeah... and they turned out to be drug cheats. Still a great vid though.

Shut it down, we’re done. +1

I mean, when was the last time Stoke City played a game that mattered?

Is there an American sports equivalent to this? Because I don’t see it. This is insane.