Are there long-term (or short-term) deleterious effects from using HGH?

Whenever I say I read Deadspin for the long form pieces, people look at me as if I told them I read Playboy for the articles.

I’m trying to get it. I love the game but right now feel like an idiot. What about this? This is not offside but there’s pretty clearly only one defender (the goalie) ahead of Torres. Right? Shit I’m confused.

Oakes insisted officials blew the call, which was not reviewable due to the attempt being kicked above the height of the goal posts.

You’re right—the Guardian list is doing awful things to my blood pressure. Can we talk about something else?

Not gonna lie I damn near jumped out of my skin on that first act of aggression.

Yaya Toure is the most under-appreciated star of my lifetime. He gets most of his criticism from his own fans, ffs.

Sepp Blatter does indeed look exposed, Tim, but at least he’ll always have your whitewashed portrayal of him.

If Taylor Swift had done what Minaj did, the tone of this article would be very, very different. Fortunately, the comments are taking Nicki to task.

Is Sayers insufferable? Say it ain’t so (fan of his book I Am Third).

Oh my lord. How on earth is this guy still working as an anything for anybody?

• The paparazzi are being gross with Cara Delevingne and she’s not going to take it. [Cosmo]

I can’t get enough of this. You have a team that was tops in the league by a long, long stretch—the best DB’s, the best mids, the most productive striker, the best damn *player* and they have collectively fallen off a cliff that has no bottom. I love it.

Meanwhile, back to the issue at hand (jeebus, some people and I’m looking at you, ShamWowBargaining)... Kareem is intelligent, industrious, insightful and has some of the worst people skills of any athlete, ever. It’s a tragedy, really. He’ll go from inspiring so many with his words and actions but when you meet the…

There’s the point that was being made in the post you’re responding to and then there’s your point. The two are not the same.

That is *exactly* what the motive was behind their comments.

I am humbled in your presence.

I read somewhere that Arsenal cannot win by a 1-0 or 2-1 margin? I swear that’s what I read but it seems weird.

I’m guessing the goalkeeper was brought up for the corner kick because the team was down by a goal, stayed up while the ball was being batted around and then fruitlessly tried to hustle back... you know the rest. I was in a similar situation (low, low level amateur match) and a guy stopped just short of the goal and…

I took a look at the replay and it’s pretty clear to me they were shaking hands but that was a few hours ago and you got me second-guessing myself. I’m certain there was a handshake. It might not have been the warmest handshake but it was there. By the by, did you catch Mourinho’s post-game comments complaining about…