Headline: "I don't get _______."

If there is a list of best books about the NBA, Tall Tales is in the top five, right?

Strength of league is being based on UEFA allocation spots? There are other ways to determine strength of league that are, you know, smarter.

The announcers were fucking clueless. Unbelievable. Did one of them really say, "I'm hungry now?"

Well. That's more like it then. I accept your apology.

Man Shitty? Man, fuck you.

Wait—did you just equate EPL with Serie A? Because that's insanity.

Man City fan here. I checked. It doesn't feel good.

I was 15 and loaded up a pot with Cream of Wheat and milk and set it to boil. I figured it would take a bit to cook so I decided to take a shower. We had this amazing shower, great water pressure so I started spanking it. Trouble is, it was taking awhile to finish (I had already jacked off two times that morning) so…

Not like this. CTE, like Alzheimers, is degenerative and removes memory. Memory is a large part of what makes us human. The disease wears down your humanity, your connection to people, and then kills the body. No thanks. Your larger point stands but there are exceptions and CTE is one mother of an exception.

Haisley had an article on the leagues and their differences. It was great stuff but damned if I can find it. I'm an EPL and a Man City fan for four years. I liked them because their play—at the time—resembled the 80's Lakers (it was Sergio Aguero's first game) and because I didn't want to follow United. If there is a…

It's Kane's world, we're just living in it.

That was fantastic.

Damn. +1

I'm going to hell for laughing. +1

George Karl is a vain, self-pitying, perpetually aggrieved sad-sack...

Really, Barry? Hotter than this take blaming Marshawn Lynch? From the same article:

Are there any American players who are young and good enough to compete in the top leagues?

+1 you bastard.

Is there a beIN 2 or something? I've got copa del Rey puttering to a close. Where is the Tottenham game?