President Obama’s “health care for all” law was officially called the “Affordable Care Act” but has been nicknamed Obamacare in honor of its champion.

Nah, that was a result of us being so stupid. You’re thinking of November 7th, 2000 at the absolute latest.

Actually in this case neither. You get what Kimmel was doing right?

Roger Goodell’s Kinja handle is Bull Moose?

If only he had millions of dollars to fall back on

If Richard Spencer didn’t follow basketball, he’d probably have no qualms including a guy named Kyle O’Quinn.

Oh my god, I can relate to this. Went through his phone when he went to the bathroom cause he had been pretty damn bad about hiding it earlier that day. Bam. Most recent text convo.

You fail to mention that in Australia, the horses run clockwise around the track.

Here’s a better fake punch illustrating what Xbox feels like right now, it’s even color correct.

Just want to point out, again, that the NCAA rendered its decision on Beverly on the same day it simpered to North Carolina’s horseshit reversal, and threats to sue, over the legitimacy of the no-show classes propping up the eligibility of its revenue-sport athletes.

A player ineligible because he went to class, and…

Excuse me, it’s Pop/Kerr.

No. You’re missing the point. The point is that nobody, and I mean nobody, needs to be able to buy an AR.

That’s not the point, if this guy hadn’t been able to buy the AR because the Air Force did it’s job then someone else with an AR would have filled the void and given us another shooting. It’s like clockwork and individual agency failures can’t be scapegoated as the culprit.

This is complete hearsay from the usual friend-of-a-relative-of-a-teammate channel, so take it as seriously as, oh, any other Kinja, but the mutterings around the Bengals’ locker room are that Ramsey had punched/poked/pinched Green several times prior to that late shove. It was a culmination of things, not just that…

My joke above was in reference to the often-baffling state of what constitutes a catch and what doesn’t in the modern iteration of the NFL rule book. I like to have a little fun with it sometimes.

Every time I read a quote from Kyrie I become more convinced that he never actually set foot in a classroom at Duke

Not Suitable Fur Words

Sometimes, Giri, when a man has been pushed past his breaking point and has nothing left to lose, sometimes a man decides it’s time to shoot first and ask questions later.

“It’s all I was qualifie.......TO DEFEND THE FLAG!”

I don't like getting jewelry from boyfriends, because once you break up, you can't wear it. But I can still use the waffle maker purchased by my ex.