That's the rudest hello I've seen towards a Newman in about 16 years.

This is actually a violation of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, which is pretty impressive.

I don't know how this is optional... mine just comes out of my check every two weeks like Magic. I think I would literally have to disappear to get out of paying..

Jet Force Gemini!!

The scarier question: has this become the new status quo?

Pitino might actually want to watch the film and take some notes given that Savannah State was able to hold out for 15 minutes before scoring.

looks like Jameis is already trying out for the Jets.

If this was too long, then what the hell do you read at Deadspin?

No one should be paying any attention to Schilling, especially someone as smart as Law. It's just sad that ESPN continues to hire these former athletes and sportswriters who have no business having an outlet to spew their idiocy. The name brand still lends these morons a level of legitimacy that they don't deserve.…

You'd think we could just count on offended creationists to ignore scientific Laws.

Evolving Species? Probably Not

In 2001 Cosby was the keynote speaker at my college graduation. I still recall walking out of the graduation ceremony scratching my head as to if I should be awed by the man or if he was simply a douchebag. His speech was basically a "you're all entitled schmucks, be grateful" kind of thing. There were a couple of…

If you feel like adding some estrogen to your orc-slaying experience, today is your lucky day—Warner Bros. just launched a free new DLC pack (for PS4/Xbox One/PC) that will let you replace boring ol' Talion with a lady whose full title must be spelled out every time she's mentioned: Lithariel, the Warrior Commander of…

Congratulations, you just justified Ubisoft's shitty DRM!

I heard RGIII is responsible for that chili frito pizza at Papa John's.

Looking at those women, one thing's clear: Sanders isn't Muslim.

The Big 12 media laughed nervously, as they heard that exact same line from Larry Eustachy many, many times.

While an adult may have a number of options when confronted with abuse – to flee, to fight back, or to seek help from law enforcement – none of those options is realistically available to a four-year old child.

those cheerleaders seem weirdly unimpressed

Please add Ness... and his bicycle :)