This is an amazing observation

Great reference. I’d be willing to bet almost anything the ambulance is gone because the NFL wanted it gone

It's 3km per candy, right? So wouldn't it take 1200km to go from Magikarp to Gyrados?

He actually did a domestic violence, which was caught on camera and publicly released. But the real reason his career is done is because it already was anyway...

How certain are we prime time TV will exist then?

“Take Gio Bernard’s goddamn head off, and the ref swallows his flag whole.”

I’d find a way to kill myself with the shot put

They are usually responsible for robbery at the Olympics, so just assumed it wasn’t true

That’s the same logo card as “yesterday”

Evil trumps incompetent

Better water quality!

You can delete items you don't want

Fair enough, wasn’t sure

What am I missing about tradition. Isn’t this format like 2 years old?

Um, sure, but did you forget about the Cubs fan part?

I literally cannot play this game between noon and 6pm daily. Still

A more cynical view would be that improving gameplay is just trying to make games more exciting and watchable, increasing ratings.

From what I’ve experienced you need to actually be able to defeat some pokemon in order to gain anything from battling.

Not always the case. The two closest gyms to me are a painted cable transformer box, and a statue in a public park

No “The Block”?