Analog dick pics! OMG

You think your “gggg grandkids” will look back and think that taking a pill in the 1st trimester of pregnancy to abort a literal clump of cells with no CNS (i.e., 90%+ of all abortions) is barbaric? Ok, crazy.

Pity not the balls for they toll not for thee.

Eating yogurt when you have a yeast infection = Good

True story. I had a friend who was in nursing school and doing a rotation in a gyno clinic in a biggish hospital. A woman came in complaining of itching with discharge. My friend asked her to describe it and she offered to do one better, showing off a pad (Sorry, these are key details). My friend examined it and was…

Huh. That’s a pretty cute baby I guess. If you’re into that sort of thing. I mean I GUESS that’s a pretty adorable smile on her cutesy wootsy wittle face and.....Oh shoot! I just ovulated.

Did he also put his six favorite toys and a granola bar in his Dora the Explorer backpack and tell Fox News that HE’S RUNNING AWAY AND NEVER COMING BACK AND THEN WON’T YOU BE SORRY!??

They had the PERFECT opportunity to classify feminine hygiene products as necessary goods and remove the luxury tax! Why did this not happen!

I feel like most popular children’s books with black girl protagonists are historical books (about slavery or the civil rights movement), and while those topics are undoubtedly very important, it’s like... Being black isn’t the only thing that black girls have to offer. And don’t even get me started on the white…

I enjoyed this Jia. I also just want to say that I am a feminist and if people started sending me a bunch of sex toys in the mail me and all my feminist friends would be stoked. That shit is expensive.

I have found my tribe.

I still maintain my preteen “Phantom” phase was 10000000000x better than everyone else’s pretten “Les Mis” phase. My god, if I had had to go to one more sleepover party where everyone sang “On My Own” and “I Dreamed A Dream” along to the CD at the top of their lungs I would have killed myself.

These are both signed “O.G.”

I literally have this show memorized. In the car I sometimes I sometimes sing “Notes”, which is a conversation between 5 people. I like to give each person a different voice.

The ‘We’ in the title also includes Avery. At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if they framed him, and he did it.

“I didn’t get a Harrumph our of that guy!”

Is my favorite Shakespeare play. Benedick and Beatrice 4eva

I fucking hate Romeo and Juliet. Also, wanted to add to sequel possibilities “Romeo and Juliet: Zombie Love.”

I hate romeo and juliet. It’s not about star crossed lovers, it’s about an emotionally unstable suicidal 16 year old boy who brings down his new 14 year old gf with him.