“But alas, it looks like we’ll get at least one more season of the wonderfully complex show.”

Yesssss, I’ve been marathoning “Bob’s Burgers” on demand and its so good! Tina is my spirit animal. I love how authentic the family is. Like, they seem like a real family (weird, loud, etc.). Every line that Gene says makes me snort-laugh, and Louise is such a maniacal child (with a secret soft spot for Bob). So good!!

Never mind that your sperm are going to be a problem too, buddy. The male biological clock ticks along too, even if it's less obvious.

My (native New Yorker Jewish) boyfriend calls the bagels my parents buy from the grocery store “circle bread”

I mean to be honest as a New York Jew I had zero idea that Jews were a minority in this country until college.

As a Native who now lives Not In New York, I can safely say that the only real difference in values between NYC and literally everywhere else is that they have true respect for the bagel.

Amen. If anyone needs new representation, it’s Brendan.

What about Brendan? I think he got the shittiest end of the stick and should also be getting some free legal counsel.

I feel like Brendan Dassey is the one who needs the most help right now. While Avery’s conviction seems quite f*cked up, Brendan came off as the real tragedy when I watched the documentary.

love animaniacs.

Good Idea: Paid telecommuting options should be expanded for new parents (particularly women) so that employers cannot use an experience differential to justify a pay gap.

Copied is a bit generous - she photoshopped her face into the original pictures and looks like she fixed her lips on occasion.

She needs to raise awareness for African wildlife next!

I think all newsreaders should wear hats and the hats should be fabulous:

So when women are sexually assaulted by Arab appearing men, the solution is obviously we close the borders.

As a general rule, you shouldn’t judge a book by it’s cover, but there are, occasionally, glaring exceptions; this being one of them. This guy looks dumber than a bag of rocks.

Ladies, if the guy you’re dating lists one of his hobbies as “militia”: DEALBREAKER.

It’s also just a stupid thing to put in a call for this type of role. If there’s anything midwesterners are good at, it’s hiding their biases and coming up with other justifications for racism. Have a casting call for all races— and THEN hire the white one!

If you can’t say sex you shouldn’t be having it, this is reappropriated from my most important rule of dating, if a guy can’t talk about vaginas or what comes out of them he does not deserve to be near one