Jeez, haven’t these people read ANY time-travel fiction? Stuff like that always backfires. You kill baby Hitler, you’ll end up with robo-dinosaur Himmler in charge, who would be far, far worse. That’s how time-travel works: NEVER MESS WITH THE TIMELINE.
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This reminded me that John Bobbitt did a porno after his penis got reattached. If memory serves, it was called Uncut.
Don’t be silly, Jane. You gonna tell me your Nars eye shadow is no better than Maybelline? Your Urban Decay eye pencils are no better than Almay? This is simply false.
Bronx zoo membership is actually awesome. With parking and admission covered by the membership, it pays for itself in a few visits. Had to let mine lapse, though because who can work full time and go to the zoo?
The great return policy is why I’m a loyal Sephora customer (and soon to be VIB Rouge). I just received my 20% off VIB purchase card and can’t wait until Friday for it to take effect.
This is like saying [Your Local Amazing Steakhouse] is basically the same thing as Outback, expecting us to be surprised that what we’re *really* paying for is a somewhat better steak plus a wildly better customer experience.
It sounds like the diamond might be inherently evil.
I recently lost a fair amount of weight (not triple digits, but I went down a couple dress sizes over the course of a few months) and the way people talk about my weight loss really weirds me out. I honestly wish people wouldn’t bring it up at all. It rarely goes anywhere good. I know I lost weight, I know you know I…
I’m so jealous. Both my parents have curly hair an mine is flat-as-a-board.
My very Catholic aunt posted a story about this ‘issue’ on Facebook and I expected the worst. Instead she wrote that people who give a shit about Starbucks cups are completely misunderstanding why we celebrate the birth of Christ. It’s a Christmas miracle!
Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.
I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.
Apparently in Texas you do not have to identify yourself to the police unless you are under arrest. So if they arrested her for not identifying herself, they got the law backwards.
Because when at least two of the guests wind up dead they are hoping it will be chalked up to thematic consistency.
Why is everyone always having Gatsby-themed birthday parties and weddings? That book is about terrible people being terrible! All of Gatsby’s fabulous parties are just a cover for his miserable, lonely life built on a foundation of lies! It is not an aspirational tale!
The scene: Backstage at a somewhat sexy musical comedy. Women sitting at lighted mirrors, finishing their hair and makeup. The conversation turns to blow jobs. Lots of laughter and innuendo. Then the oldest of the women notices that the youngest among them has been silent.
Finally, I can come out of the closet. I like to eat human flesh. But thank you for accepting me openly and lovingly. I wouldn’t be here, feasting on babies, if it weren’t for the gays.
If you can’t comprehend that men are not a monolithic hivemind, maybe it’s best that you not date one.
Age 12, I had a crush on a 16 year-old boy who asked me if I was into oral sex. Trying to be ‘cool’ I said, “Oh yes, I talk about sex all the time!”
When I was younger, I very earnestly explained to my little friends that a blow job was when you licked the neck of the person you liked and blew air on it so it got that cold, tingly feeling.