Yeah, I’ve been missing the moral high ground today. It’s Friday. I’m tired. If these dicks and creeps would stop doing shit, I might have more tolerance but here we are. Also, Trump announced that he is getting his fucking wall. National Emergency Time ladies and gents. Talk about a tool.

Let’s leave Cabbage Patch kids out of this. We’ll use Chucky instead, he is already morally questionable. Plus he has the right hair.

So tired of this dude’s boneless Cabbage Patch face.

Preach my friend, preach. Celebrity worship is a disease that enables shit like this to happen. 

Speaking of, I bet Bryan Adams fucking hates this guy

He is a forty-four year old man with bangs in his eyes. Of course he is a tool. That’s tool-hair. Ask around.

Your guess is as good as mine, man. Probably something about how he’s unhappy and emotional or some bullshit.

Know who else has 5 Grammy nominations? Kid Rock. The Grammys mean less than nothing. Almost no one watches, even fewer care.

Fuck this guy. His insipid vanilla music should should be adequate to discredit this notion of “great art from tortured men”

Money. That’s all that matters when you have no soul.

Right?!?! Unless he’s had them fucking kidnapped and tortured for months on end. Water boarding is the only logical route I can imagine

I think the answer lies somewhere with quantum mechanics. We’ll find out eventually, but perhaps not in our lifetimes.

My dad is giddy, he is utterly fucking convinced that this is going to be the scandal that finally slays this abomination of a candidacy once and for all. He thinks all the Republican leadership are going to jump ship now, and that Paul Ryan will be forced to or risk losing the House.

Honestly, I cannot understand the batshit mental acrobatics and internalized misogyny that would enable any woman to defend Trump’s comments.