I like the idea of him and May doing a show where they plan to strip down an engine and, by the end of the first season, they’ve almost picked the engine degreaser they’re going to use. But it’ll be the most insightful discussion on engine degreasers that television has ever seen.

No it is not. And not saying racist things is not “political correctness” (I’m not wasting my time correcting your interpretation). It’s normal adult behavior that normal adults don’t need to be “hammered into.”

So fighting nazis is a bad thing now? Weird, that used to make you a great American.

“It’s OK… Essex is more than capable of providing its own total morons!”

I thought he was getting too old for this shit?

he cares more about cheers than the country’s economy.

PalestinianChicken Brand Gravitas™

I’m not wrong. I’m perfectly calm too. Probably calmer than most.

The only reason they didn’t do that this time is because none of the NC GOP have ever read HHGTTG.

I always seem to wake up from that dream.

Trump is a turducken.

Apprentice: White House

All that was missing in that speech was him leading the crowd in a chant of ......

But at least they found a photo of a legit black family...

I’m a veteran and I’m still trying to figure out why a protest over police brutality has anything to do with me. Yeah, it’s great when people respect the symbols of our country, but I’m not gonna get all riled up over a protest that has specific target.

They could’ve avoided the Browns if they’d had bone spurs in their feet.

Kid in a Coffin sounds like a great name for a goth/punk band.

Trump is Jar Jar Binks after somehow given a spot in the Galactic Senate.

Putting a kid in a coffin is creepy anyway, it will make him a casket case.

He was making acid wash jeans.