Couldn’t we just send all the telephone sanitizers, telemarketers and republicans to colonize the new planets, and tell them the rest of us will follow shortly?

M-O-O-N, that spells Rethuglican .

Ted Cruz also predicted a Ted Cruz presidency, so let’s not get too worked up just yet.

For a lot of the very recent past, I think antisemitism was so totally taboo that, paradoxically, it was easier to call just joking. “Obviously I don’t really hate Jews, what, do you think I’m a Nazi?” Then the 4chan edgelords mixed in with the sincere neonazis, and they looked from anon to nazi, and from nazi to…

Abe Simpson may have been on to something.

Holy shit! I’ve spent the last few years thinking it was Taylor Swift in that gif. Oops!

No… I think Marilyn has that one all sewn up! 

I can think of a way better car for the current president ...

Of course he doesn’t want to be a dictator. Muslims have dictators.

You don’t. Daddy buys your way through.

Well, she is his cock pit.

Jared Kushner looks like the perfect, caring fiancé in a L&O SVU episode who is later revealed to have been kidnapping all those brunettes and dressing them up in his late mother’s clothes.

Having information on Trump and giving it to Gizmodo instead of the New York Times and the Washington Post is like having an orphan and giving it to Jerry Sandusky instead of Daddy Warbucks

Land... no. Calrissian?

Some moof-milker put a compressor on the fuel pump.

You say “taxiway”, I say “alternative runway.” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That’s not a Tu-95 flying over head it’s just OP’s post.

I don’t think his reflection shows up in the mirror.

Since when was David Duke so concerned about what the Jews have created?