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I feel like whether you actually believe this or not, this is like the classic definition of concern-trolling, and I say that as someone not completely sold on Warren.

Greg Child wrote about a storm-bound Scottish alpinist who waved a broken ice axe at him, shouting: “This fucking fucker’s fucking fucked!”

You need the S3X before you can S3XT.

Well, it all started back in the 1800s with a little something called the Electoral College...

11... good enough for me.

Can I get a harumph?!

Rex Tillerson’s CV lists him as United States Secretary of State and Personal Jizz-Mopper to President Donald J. LePetomane Trump.

The Atlanta attack was particularly sad because of the death of John Miller, a former New York publicist.. Miller had been one of the lucky few to escape the site of the attack in Bowling Green when he was able to outrun the bombs and take protective cover next to local man Fred Douglass’ glorious wall. That he was

Don’t forget SNL. Melissa McCarthy playing Spicer really upset Trumpster.

Meanwhile, the President is worried about Nordstrom.

After watching this episode, I laugh every time I hear of someone named Bruce, Lance or Julian.

“HOT STUFF COMIN’ THROOOOOUGH!” haha

We work hard -- we play hard.

It will be my crowning achievement as a father if my son turns to me one day and says “Dad, why’d you take me to a gay steel mill?”

Picture of actual boarder agents.

Was it Vogon poetry? I hear tell that stuff is deadly.

Sonnet a bitch

So it seems they seized the poetry books without rhyme or reason....

Because my mom is white and my dad was a North American ground squirrel.