I feel like whether you actually believe this or not, this is like the classic definition of concern-trolling, and I say that as someone not completely sold on Warren.

Greg Child wrote about a storm-bound Scottish alpinist who waved a broken ice axe at him, shouting: “This fucking fucker’s fucking fucked!”

You need the S3X before you can S3XT.

Well, it all started back in the 1800s with a little something called the Electoral College...

11... good enough for me.

Can I get a harumph?!

Rex Tillerson’s CV lists him as United States Secretary of State and Personal Jizz-Mopper to President Donald J. LePetomane Trump.

The Atlanta attack was particularly sad because of the death of John Miller, a former New York publicist.. Miller had been one of the lucky few to escape the site of the attack in Bowling Green when he was able to outrun the bombs and take protective cover next to local man Fred Douglass’ glorious wall. That he was…

Don’t forget SNL. Melissa McCarthy playing Spicer really upset Trumpster.

Meanwhile, the President is worried about Nordstrom.

After watching this episode, I laugh every time I hear of someone named Bruce, Lance or Julian.

best tribute ever

“HOT STUFF COMIN’ THROOOOOUGH!” haha

We work hard -- we play hard.

It will be my crowning achievement as a father if my son turns to me one day and says “Dad, why’d you take me to a gay steel mill?”

especially red hats

Well, when you destroy your phone as often as Tom does, you spend a lot of time at the Apple Store.

Because my mom is white and my dad was a North American ground squirrel.

 how the fuck do you enforce government-mandated celibacy?

Renault, Nissan and Mitsubishi are over here. “You fellas have a great time, and help yourselves to some punch and cookies!”