I give them an hour before the DOD also gets their Twitter privileges revoked.

I believe they’re called Fingermen

I hate hijacking comment sections but so many things are coming at us that it’s hard to find the place so this is OT but pretty funny.

After all your feel good sisterhood kumbayaing is over, get your asses out and vote on Nov 8th, 2018 or this was just a walk down a street.

Sent to me by Sean Spicer.

He is not even the smartest one in the room when he is taking a shit.

I believe CA is making it a ballot requirement - no returns means you’re not on the ballot.

You forgot to add “No Shit Sherlock” to the “Filed to:” list. I mean, who didn’t see this coming?

period.

Please keep reminding us of this most excellent quote. I want it to achieve meme-hood.

He screams for ice cream

I always assumed the real ice cream of the future would be the freeze-dried stuff they give to astronauts. Because space, and whatnot.

“Tell me America... how many lights do you see?”

Found this on the interwebs. Had to share.

Internet petitions are worth the paper they are printed on.

Am I at church or posting on The Root? Tell it!

Stop being hysterical, he’s still alive. #alternativefacts