Should we start a book on how long before he’s found sobbing like a three-year-old in his cell, or how many teeth he has left when he gets moved to the segregated wing?

“Fighting” implies that she didn’t just get bitch-slapped into the middle of next week by Colleen!

I’ve got a suggestion for his next single!

Obviously not - he said “averages 5'6”!

Yesterday, we were an army without a car…

Happy 63rd birthday to Declan Patrick McManus!

GapingAsshole would also checkout…

And for a change, the wrecked car in the picture is not the one Jalopnik were given to test!

It’s a much better picture than some people have posted after their test drives!

I can think of better uses…

And yet the supposedly “wild” animals at this weigh-in are better behaved than any given pair of boxers in Vegas…

Maybe it’s time to take a leaf out of the NRA’s “it’s not all killing things for fun, it’s about conservation” playbook, and thin out the herd a bit. Because inbreeding is definitely starting to set in…

4 minutes of rabbit-induced terror and not a single frame of Anyanka?

At least one of us has a problem, because I saw the mother of all logs about to drop!

There’s nothing jolly about her being Pierre in that photo!

If ever there was a car to say that about, this is it!

Wash your mouth out, Emslie! There’s only one car for a mad dash to Vegas…

ALL OF THEM!

Could also be a Famillale; can’t tell if there’s the third row of seats in there!

Trump supporter does something obviously insanely stupid, with no understanding of the possible consequences… and this is supposed to surprise us?