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Red? Super? Giant?

But you forget - not being able to get it up is a surefire way of conserving your essence!

Actually, that sounds like more of a Christie thing!

It’s not bigotry… This is just what happens after decades of constant pain from untreated bone spurs!

You forgot “Harley 2 - Electric Boogaloo”!

Any word on who’s replacing Jimmy Stewart as Elwood Dowd?

It can’t be that bad yet; those barnacles aren’t even bilious…

Ten thousand thundering typhoons! That’s brilliant…

Non, c’est Milou!

Actually I think his lifts may have slipped loose when he fell over!

“Outta’ sight!”

Are you sure you have today’s settings for your decoder ring? I get…

Actually, the entire Trump Administration being Mangalores in camouflage suits doesn’t seem so far fetched…

We know exactly what this is. It’s the Antares Maelstrom!

So it’s safe to guess none of these were on the crew…

It’s also a small amount in comparison to the reported $23M the Pentagon’s spending on Viagra…

Well there’s no room for the Bulmers, so we’ll have to make do with boilermakers instead of snakebite!

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No… The best car ads feature a dirty cheating handballing French bastard!