You should at least have put ******* ENYA ALERT ****** before the ad…

Fold that rear seat down and I reckon you’d get 18 kegs in there. And at least 20 naggins on the passenger seat… Which sounds like most wakes I’ve seen!

What’s worse is that’s my second TOWIE post of the day! I feel so cheap and tacky…

Specially for you, the best Vyvyan line ever*

You might want to avoid Essex for the rest of your life…

Speaking for Ireland and Scotland, it has nothing to do with snobbery and everything to do with making it harder to put a knife to their throat and disappear with the night’s takings…

No it’s not. The two-fingered salute is with your palm pointing towards you.

It’s not that unusual - three of my uncles used the same license plate and tax disc for three identical black Morris Minors!

Because for most of Europe, one or the other of those numbers - usually the CO2 emissions - determines your car tax. Funny that a European car maker would be concerned about things like that…

Jinkies!

For true Trumpian level inspiration, you should have pissed yourself! Preferably on camera…

Here’s a value that can unite people - no Nazis or other traitors on the streets…

That’s the problem! At current rates of progress, there will be no decision which means no right to work for EU citizens…

That seems like something an spineless asshole would do.

I’d say they hang around for a year before realising that contrary to public belief, that big cheque from George Soros isn’t arriving anytime soon!

You forget - he’s already succeeded at those…

The good people of Ireland, Poland, Germany, Malaysia, Argentina, India, Mexico and Burma* would beg to differ.

In two years, their Spanish citizenship will be just as unwelcome in England as their South American one…