Watch that “you guys” shit, redneck. My great uncle faced two death sentences so I didn’t end up one of those knuckle draggers…

Except in Britain.

When my nephews were kids, it was Rayman on the PS (no 1, 2, 3 or 4!). When my brother tried playing, the younger one - who was the same age as your son - gave this immortal tip he’d learnt from watching his brother and friends…

Or father, as he had me call him…

Oh it’ll roll…

Optional vibrating headrests on all models!

10/10 would hoon! And when you finally roll it, just climb out and flip it back over…

Souped-up Dodge owned by Rams player? Checks out…

There’s a huge difference in Germany. The Grundgesetz does guarantee freedom of expression (article 5), freedom of assembly (article 8) and freedom of association (article 9). But before – and above – these rights, article 1 states “Human dignity shall be inviolable. To respect and protect it shall be the duty of all…

Ohio? Why is this not a surprise?

It makes you look like you’re on the staff!

Or keep the traditional theme going and ride it out of town on a rail!

So, they think he’s out of his element?

Which? Not The None O’Clock News?

You know this is the sort of top quality effects work we haven’t seen since Tom Baker quit as the Fourth Doctor!

Actually, they prefer Reptilia Sapiens…

Keep a football handy, just in case…

Golden retrievers - the drunken frat boys of the dog world!