Did they meet in summer camp?

Now over to our fashion expert, Jesse…

Bzzzzzzzzzzzz!

You think he doesn’t really mean a single word he says…

Given your choice of video, are you trying to say that Trump died in 2003 and has been replaced by a lookalike?

He’s unveiling a statue of Mohammed Atta in September…

QUI-EEEEEEET!

From the Alabama Memorial Preservation Act;

What about his black friend?

It’s still a better look than his Aran Jumper phase…

Second thought on this…

I doubt that; I’ve seen Roy Keane play!

As a short person with no interest in freak sports, I had to look that one up!

Unlikely. Unlike the Basque country, armed Catalan separatists have never been a serious factor.

Are we green?

I think it’s all in that house on the hill…

All this stuff you’ve written about the car is just Second Hand News…

Since the monuments are all about commemorating local history - and absolutely not memorialising traitors and slavers - let’s just replace them with new statues of Civil War heroes…

That song is still the one!

I’m Brian and so’s my wife…