Unlikely. Unlike the Basque country, armed Catalan separatists have never been a serious factor.

Are we green?

I think it’s all in that house on the hill…

All this stuff you’ve written about the car is just Second Hand News…

Since the monuments are all about commemorating local history - and absolutely not memorialising traitors and slavers - let’s just replace them with new statues of Civil War heroes…

That song is still the one!

I’m Brian and so’s my wife…

Just deal with it, because we’re never going back again…

I blame Guttenberg for putting scribes out of work…

By hiding in a Hollywood office, schmoozing casting directors and making propaganda shorts?

Three problems…

First, they’d have to program him into a human!

Yes, “we were only obeying orders” has traditionally worked so well as a defence…

The same thing that happened to having a president actually preside…

See the old folks
tied in white ropes
Hear the banjo.
Don’t it take you down home?

Full marks to 149.39.250.11 for some excellent editing!

On that point, where should we place the cheaply gilded Donald J Trump Memorial Toilet Brush? Since something used to smear shit out in a vain attempt to hide it seems the most appropriate way to remember him…

Thinkin’ about tomorrow already…