So… Finally we find out what happened to Bob’s torque wrench!

And by the way? He faked all those orgasms…

Which is why they’re doing it! There’s no chance it’ll make it to a vote, but McConnell and Ryan will have to defend Dolt45 and explain why they won’t support the motion…

My MacBook is finally approaching it’s “end of days” after almost 9 years. Needless to say, Dell is no longer an option for its replacement…

I’d have expected film of Duelling Benzes to come from Georgia*, not Russia!

I thought the third frog was Pepe!

That’s an awful lot of hoarding there… What do you reckon should go on it? The entire text of King’s “Letter From A Birmingham Jail”? Or portraits of Grant and Sherman, since they’re all about remembering history down South?

You’re assuming they’re not as inept as their ancestors…

Who’d ever have guessed that a man who twice had to settle cases with the Justice Department over racist rental policies - and as he told us when he was campaigning, settling a case means you’re guilty as charged - would be racist?

They were doing “the right thing.” Nazi salutes, anti-semitic chants, beating on non-Aryans…

As a former sub-editor, this is why you hire sub-editors!

Being conceived in the back of a Cinquecento would also put him in the same company as a bunch of Italian kids who grew up in the 1970s.

Yes, but those stencils didn’t look as good…

Do not get people’s hopes up like that…

Smokes and donuts… Sarge gets a bit edgy midshift without them!