That’s an awful lot of hoarding there… What do you reckon should go on it? The entire text of King’s “Letter From A Birmingham Jail”? Or portraits of Grant and Sherman, since they’re all about remembering history down South?

You’re assuming they’re not as inept as their ancestors…

Who’d ever have guessed that a man who twice had to settle cases with the Justice Department over racist rental policies - and as he told us when he was campaigning, settling a case means you’re guilty as charged - would be racist?

They were doing “the right thing.” Nazi salutes, anti-semitic chants, beating on non-Aryans…

As a former sub-editor, this is why you hire sub-editors!

Being conceived in the back of a Cinquecento would also put him in the same company as a bunch of Italian kids who grew up in the 1970s.

Yes, but those stencils didn’t look as good…

Do not get people’s hopes up like that…

Smokes and donuts… Sarge gets a bit edgy midshift without them!

Hardly from the 80's, since Olivia Coleman would have been around 10!

The Twat In The Hat…

That’s a Cavan Goodbye!

Not the Frank Kelly that first springs to mind…

There’s these funny things called trains… They’re like a big car for everyone on tracks, and most developed countries make them go really, really fast!

She’d better watch out. Judging from his retweet that never happened, Donnie’s in the mood to run a train…

How quaint and puritanical!

You also overlook his living off immoral earnings, and the fact that he was stripped of his German citizenship and forcibly deported back to the US, having refused to pay the fines he owed as a draft dodger.

As usual, if it doesn’t involve filing for bankruptcy he’s out of his element…