After her extensive “modelling” career, I’m surprised the clothes didn’t start flying the moment she heard the camera case open…

You’re assuming he lives that long! I suspect there’s a serious discussion as to who’s going to be Jack Ruby on this one…

The turbo engine is a fairly standard rebuild over here, since the parts can all be sourced from an Alpine 610! Ground-up restoration, complete regraining of the bodywork and engine pimping would be around £35k ($45) including the car, so he’s pushing the limit pricewise… 

I’ve seen green - it really doesn’t suit them! Strangely, blues and yellows seem to look good. They certainly hide the car’s identity until you pop a door open…

They were offered to AmEx customers at $85k (a $60k markup) but only two were built.

Renewed my site hosting two weeks ago - DS was why GoDaddy didn’t even get asked for a quote…

DS is one of the big traffic sites they host. And there have been numerous complaints and calls to shut them down over “terms of service.” Just after this weekend, the cost of a boycott has definitely exceeded the value of Nazi gold…

Translation: James Alex Fields Jr. is going to a psychiatric facility, the counter-protestors will be arrested and charged as soon as they’re identified by facial recognition and there won’t be enough evidence to bring a single Nazi to trial…

Unless you’re Muslim… Or Hispanic…

You forget - Fred Perry were busy distancing themselves from these knuckle-draggers just last month, despite having been the uniform of choice for the English Defence League and Combat 18 for decades…

Cleanup required on aisle $kay…

There’s also the small matter of the five mysterious deaths required to put your imaginary progeny in-line!

George Jr, George III, George IV, George V, George VI and Georgetta?

Unfortunately, he’s only running from abuse and a couple of punches. I’d like to see him running for his life…

Well they weren’t mentioned in Mein Kampf, so it must have slipped their braincell…

You might want to rethink your top image. Welding goggles for TIG or MIG welding are rated for much brighter light (>10,000K) than the sun (6,500K) and are ideal protection. Avoid oxy-acetylene goggles, which are designed for a 3,000K light source.

This is the problem with America, where John Oliver is taken as a good authority!

Well, he has to start publicising the sensational tell-all paragraph of his time in the Shite House…

I suggest they receive North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Florida, Alabama, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, Virginia, Tennessee, Texas, half each of Kentucky and Missouri and Arizona for starters…