Translation: James Alex Fields Jr. is going to a psychiatric facility, the counter-protestors will be arrested and charged as soon as they’re identified by facial recognition and there won’t be enough evidence to bring a single Nazi to trial…

Unless you’re Muslim… Or Hispanic…

You forget - Fred Perry were busy distancing themselves from these knuckle-draggers just last month, despite having been the uniform of choice for the English Defence League and Combat 18 for decades…

Cleanup required on aisle $kay…

There’s also the small matter of the five mysterious deaths required to put your imaginary progeny in-line!

George Jr, George III, George IV, George V, George VI and Georgetta?

Unfortunately, he’s only running from abuse and a couple of punches. I’d like to see him running for his life…

Well, he has to start publicising the sensational tell-all paragraph of his time in the Shite House…

I suggest they receive North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Florida, Alabama, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, Virginia, Tennessee, Texas, half each of Kentucky and Missouri and Arizona for starters…

Competent is not a word that’s ever been used to describe any part or employee of a Trump enterprise…

And the fact that they’re usually busy actually governing…

This is the only joy… That even if they can’t prove the cash trail beyond a reasonable doubt, the dumb son of a bitch has set in train the seizure and dismantling of his mediocre fortune.

So who will end up being the first victim?

I know someone who caddied for him on the European Tour a few times. The stories that you read in the press fail to adequately explain just what a complete knobhead he actually is!

FTFY!

It’s not bullshit. It will be wide-ranging and thorough and show the knuckle-draggers exactly how they can get away with it next time…

Joining your White Power knuckle-dragging brethren to pistol whip their opponents does not constitute “breaking up fights”…

Like many of you, I was just one more paycheck Powerball away from being able to buy one.

I’m surprised they aren’t given a magnum of Red Bull…