Well, he has to start publicising the sensational tell-all paragraph of his time in the Shite House…

I suggest they receive North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Florida, Alabama, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, Virginia, Tennessee, Texas, half each of Kentucky and Missouri and Arizona for starters…

Competent is not a word that’s ever been used to describe any part or employee of a Trump enterprise…

And the fact that they’re usually busy actually governing…

This is the only joy… That even if they can’t prove the cash trail beyond a reasonable doubt, the dumb son of a bitch has set in train the seizure and dismantling of his mediocre fortune.

So who will end up being the first victim?

I know someone who caddied for him on the European Tour a few times. The stories that you read in the press fail to adequately explain just what a complete knobhead he actually is!

FTFY!

It’s not bullshit. It will be wide-ranging and thorough and show the knuckle-draggers exactly how they can get away with it next time…

Joining your White Power knuckle-dragging brethren to pistol whip their opponents does not constitute “breaking up fights”…

Like many of you, I was just one more paycheck Powerball away from being able to buy one.

I’m surprised they aren’t given a magnum of Red Bull…

They’re making a mountain out of two molehills…

Are all American officers so ill-mannered?

Don’t forget the random immigration sweeps…

I haven’t got 10 minutes to watch it through right now. At what point does he act like a real journalist Jalop and crash it into a pole?

I think we’ve had enough nip-picking on the subject!

What? The American Civil Liberties Union get involved in a court case about Americans’ civil liberties? How dare they…

No, there was a plate. Ohio GVF 1111… I would try and confim the plate matches the car, but Ohio’s BMV website is collapsing under the load.