Chevrolet America said “Jalopnik? No… Fucking… Way!”

Given a president who makes the best deals, maybe the AIs become voodoo gods…

I’m hoping on a long and peaceful life, since as a trusted Kinja commenter, I can be useful in rounding up others to toil in our insect overlords’ underground sugar caves!

Why does everyone east of it have to suffer?

We don’t need a rambling, nonsensical bumpkin who hasn’t a clue about the action, we already have Coulthard!

Bowyer looks like he might know a club or bar they could both enjoy…

I thought it was Turd Sandwich…

Just because the BMW didn’t indicate doesn’t mean he didn’t turn deliberately!

Not any, but itemise the monies being stopped as punishment and deduct that from the returns. The only problem is, that’s pretty much two steps from the Second American Civil War*…

Actually, it refused to be rescued by one of the boats used to rescue migrants and turned away from them!

Far-right bigot runs for leader of Far-right bigot party. Who’da thunk…

Slogan from that Pence website;

I’d bet “I’ll poo” was Raphael’s thought just before contact!

Sessions explains the logic behind forfeitures…

No-one who’s boss speaks German could be an evil man…

There’s just no excuse; he’s been here long enough to know about digital pressure gauges!

My uncle ended up shit-faced, stripped naked and thrown in a city-centre fountain. The only id the cops had to work on was an address written across his back.

A mother-in-law!

I thought a 124 Spider on a pole was the definition of trying too hard!

A backwards baseball cap and a vape?