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Not any, but itemise the monies being stopped as punishment and deduct that from the returns. The only problem is, that’s pretty much two steps from the Second American Civil War*…

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Actually, it refused to be rescued by one of the boats used to rescue migrants and turned away from them!

Far-right bigot runs for leader of Far-right bigot party. Who’da thunk…

Slogan from that Pence website;

I’d bet “I’ll poo” was Raphael’s thought just before contact!

Sessions explains the logic behind forfeitures…

No-one who’s boss speaks German could be an evil man…

There’s just no excuse; he’s been here long enough to know about digital pressure gauges!

My uncle ended up shit-faced, stripped naked and thrown in a city-centre fountain. The only id the cops had to work on was an address written across his back.

A mother-in-law!

I thought a 124 Spider on a pole was the definition of trying too hard!

A backwards baseball cap and a vape?

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Does NASA still have a team of scientists to meet with the president?

1999, I flew to Paris and got the train out to Metz to watch. Cornwall was completely booked out back in 1997!

Perfect reading for your Galaxy Note 7!

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The longer I listen the more appropriate this gets for that picture…

That’s usually the way it works… We can call it the LPP - Lucky Pierre Party!

How long before there’s an executive order to scrap ELMS and fit one on the Gerald Ford?

Well, it looks like that’s the new direction for Jalopnik too!

Do you think anyone there’s going to let Orlove have a test now?