Can you give the court your impression of Ted Stryker?

I’ll come in again…

Years ago my boss had one. It replaced a BX, and got traded for a Xantia.

It wasn’t weird; just everything else you saw was backward and obsolete! The only weird part was Citroën’s refusal to fit self-cancelling indicators, because they felt the driver should be paying attention and know to turn them off when he’d finished turning

It was an option from ‘73 onwards.

Does that mean they were doing it again!

And he wasn’t rogue! Not really a spoiler, but he lost his memory.

2.75 fucktonnes, to be precise!

But has anyone ever asked if your hovercraft is full of candy? Thought not!

It’s not him, it’s the Dead Man!

You’re assuming the first time ever ended!

This is going to sell out this weekend, isn’t it?

Purple shroud will be provided. Please bring $5.75 for tolls on Pluto Expressway…

Isn’t there a ‘k’ missing at the end of that sentence?

“When challenged, he refused to remove his gloves…”

I need to get an eyetest - I was scrolling through and was sure that said “five prostitutes”!

Post-Brexit interviews #27…

Wow! From guy who would struggle to make two jumps before tripping on a rope and smashing his face in…

I thought conversion vans were the reason they then needed to buy a wagon!

Tiocfaidh ár station wagon…